Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
"This is my swamp"
[john watson voice] Sherlock Holmes? What an asshole- [trips] [hundreds of photos of Sherlock Holmes spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole he- he’s such an idiot I- [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just fuck [thousands of pictures of Sherlock Holmes scatter across the floor] shit, fuck im holding them for a friend just, just listen!
There are a surprising lack of Star Trek GIFs out there lately. This concerns me deeply.
foods that will poison cats:
- dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
- fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- tuna (when not made for cats)
- xylitol (artificial sweetener)
if you have a cat please reblog this
Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.